Perfect Breasts

I once read an interview with Naomi Campbell and she said her mother had told her the perfect breasts are the ones that can fit into champagne glasses.

I assume she meant the shallow, wide glasses, not the long, pointy champagne flutes. Those would be some fembot-like boobs.

I was several years younger when I read this and my boobs were much smaller(oh for the days of D, or hell, even DD!). But even then, they were too big to fit into any glasses, except for maybe those goblets Mexican restaurants use to serve their jumbo margaritas, you know the ones so big that, when you order, the waiter tries to tell you it's too big for one person?

So now that I am way beyond any kind of drinking receptacle, I wonder, what is the perfect size for boobs? Back when I was a DD, I used to think that a nice C cup was perfect. Now, I look back fondly on those double D days. But my middle has grown with the boobs (sadly), and I need my boobs to be sizeable in order to look balanced. Or at least to fool people into thinking my stomach is smaller by comparison! But I wouldn't mind being a nice big F. At least I'd have more bra options. I am so used to my boobs being one of my assets that I don't think I'd like going to average; I still want to be on the plus side, just maybe a little less so! That would be perfect, for me at least.

Party on the Balcony

The French are funny. They have a slang phrase: Il y a du monde au balcon. Literally, this means "there is a crowd on the balcony." But it is slang for "big boobs."

Amazingly enough, I did not learn this phrase during the 11 months I spent studying and playing (really playing more than studying) in the south of France. No, I heard it on Conan. Kevin Klein was appearing and he said that he always picks up new dirty phrases when he works in France. That was the one example he shared.

Mr. Booby Chick loves the phrase. I have to admit when he said, in a certain voice, yesterday: "there are a lot of people in the balcony" I glanced outside to see why there were people on our porch and what were they doing. Oh, yeah, I remembered, my balcony and looked down. Definitely a lot of people there. Sigh.