Perfect Breasts

I once read an interview with Naomi Campbell and she said her mother had told her the perfect breasts are the ones that can fit into champagne glasses.

I assume she meant the shallow, wide glasses, not the long, pointy champagne flutes. Those would be some fembot-like boobs.

I was several years younger when I read this and my boobs were much smaller(oh for the days of D, or hell, even DD!). But even then, they were too big to fit into any glasses, except for maybe those goblets Mexican restaurants use to serve their jumbo margaritas, you know the ones so big that, when you order, the waiter tries to tell you it's too big for one person?

So now that I am way beyond any kind of drinking receptacle, I wonder, what is the perfect size for boobs? Back when I was a DD, I used to think that a nice C cup was perfect. Now, I look back fondly on those double D days. But my middle has grown with the boobs (sadly), and I need my boobs to be sizeable in order to look balanced. Or at least to fool people into thinking my stomach is smaller by comparison! But I wouldn't mind being a nice big F. At least I'd have more bra options. I am so used to my boobs being one of my assets that I don't think I'd like going to average; I still want to be on the plus side, just maybe a little less so! That would be perfect, for me at least.